Eagle One

The Dreadful Obazy sits in the shear grandeur of the jet he eagerly renamed to Eagle One. When asked by the media, why the name change? He smiled his well practiced grin, and said "I want a break from the past, and to show the people, in a small way, that change is in the air."

The pun received a cacophonous applause from the loyal zombie hordes, followed that night with the news media falling over themselves to praise the one, Obazy, on his wit and charm. To tell everyone how decisive he was in putting forth the change. The media devoted to the one, to obazy, stopped programs to broadcast this important news. One of the newscasters, the most overt supporter of Obazy, devoted over a half hour of his program to explain and praise the wit and wisdom of the one.